Times are tough in KnoxVegas

Philly Phil, Oh Philly Phil. Where art thou Philly Phil? Tennesse this year has fallen into a tumultous..tumultoous...fuck it, bad spin over the past year. That first game with UCLA was a free pass. It was a long way to the west coast, and it was Coach Sweater Vest's first game in his powder blue. Think Neuhisal took the Bruins and the spread? Hmm I'll have to check into that.

Anyway, after pummeling a scary foe in the great UAB Blazers, the Volunteers have plummeted faster than it takes Fat Phil to inhale a dozen fresh hot glazed doughnuts. By the way, did you know Jimmy Buffett is the majority stock owner in Krispy Kreme? Word on the street is he's gonna remake a song with Phil Fulmer entitled Chocolate Covered Glaze Filled in paradise. Keep your ears open America!