What a fucked up year. Well congratulations to Alabama on winning the SEC championship. A shit load of meth induced pregnancies went down that night. A whole new generation to keep the Tide rolling. But if they lose to Texas, they will never hear the end of it from me.
Let's see what else...holy shit.
1) Not one SEC coach got fired this year? No wait, Urban Meyer just quit. No wait, he just changed his mind. Man, it sure can be hazardous on your health making four million a year to coach football. Tell that to homeless people, you arrogant asshole.
2) Tebow cried again. Just remember Ole Miss did it first. Good luck at the Sugar Bowl, Cincinnati Bearcats. You are gonna need it.
3) Some Tennessee players got arrested for robbery this year. Glad to see some things never change.
4) Has anyone heard from Jevan Snead?
5) Greg McElroy has to be the most arrogant hand the ball off quarterback in the history of college football. He looks Rick Astley. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
6) Mark Richt's chair is hot as hell...
7) Auburn cooled off like I thought they would, but I think Gene may be on to something. Their recruiting is under the radar right now but they are getting some solid prospects.
8) Has anyone heard from Jevan Snead?
9) Les Miles's chair is one foot from falling into a volcano. They get mad when they run out of corndogs in Baton Rouge.
10) Did you hear about Vanderbilt? No, me either...
Hope everyone had a good Christmas. Sorry we have been away. We will do better in 2010.
-Steve
