SEC FOOTBALL FANS

Good to see that the Starkville Police Department are making the campus a safer place. That's good because MTV was thinking hard and long about making G's to Gents about the Mississippi State football team....

And with the Number 1 selection....

I find it ironic that Chubby goes number one overall the same weekend they are racing in Talladega. It's fairly common knowledge in the south about his spoon trip with Joe Cox a couple of years ago to the Big Race in 'Bama. Wonder if he would rather be there than in New York City? I'm sure they have a few keggers in the Big Apple every now and then. I personally think he will do well in the pros, but if he plays any this season he better get ready to run for his life while taking snaps for the shitard Detroit Lions.

"Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!" - Popke, from Necessary Roughness

Alabama Spring Game

ESPN has decided to air the Tide spring game. Uh...why? Ole Miss has their game today too, but I'm not gonna watch it. Uh...why? Because it don't mean shit! People these are glorified practices. Practices! If you truly think these games are a preview of what your team is going to this season then you are truly mentally retarded. "Oh man, you remember when Andrew Zow threw them three touchdown passes against the Crimson team that spring?" Lord....

Other than the Paul Finebaum circle jerk, the free textbook mad dash, and Terrance Cody eating a live human being the Tider Nation has some good ol' mud riding on the Quad this year.....