Saturday, April 18, 2009

Alabama Spring Game

ESPN has decided to air the Tide spring game. Uh...why? Ole Miss has their game today too, but I'm not gonna watch it. Uh...why? Because it don't mean shit! People these are glorified practices. Practices! If you truly think these games are a preview of what your team is going to this season then you are truly mentally retarded. "Oh man, you remember when Andrew Zow threw them three touchdown passes against the Crimson team that spring?" Lord....

Other than the Paul Finebaum circle jerk, the free textbook mad dash, and Terrance Cody eating a live human being the Tider Nation has some good ol' mud riding on the Quad this year.....




-Steve

2 comments:

You TOOL said...

Yawn.........

You're penis envy of all things Alabama is really boring.

It's official; you have FAILED at blogging.

Go home and crank-up the power washer to high so you can clean that raccoon meat from between those choppers of yours.

The stench of this cyberspace garbage dump is killing us; but you're bringing the stank to a whole new level.

You TOOL said...

Don't get pissed because I'm not one of your Old Miss shills.

And another thing; keep it clean you idiot. You should wash you mouth out with a Brillo pad; your language would make your Grandma proud, you should have her visit here and see what you've been up to in your spare time.

And lastly; you should be thanking me on a daily basis for coming here and making you feel important.