Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tide Coaching Staff to Open Up the Offense!




Coaching staff got together to discuss the explosive aerial attack coming the SEC's way. "See, Coach, all we have do is process the process and it will work itself out." Hell, even Coach Saban (second to left) has to laugh at that shit...


Well now I'm just shit defyingly scared. After three years of getting pasted by John Parker Spencer Pennington, the rest of the SEC now has to deal with best quarterback Bama has yet to offer.... Greg McElroy. Ok. What about Star Jackson? Hell I still laugh when one of my Tider buddies tried to tell me that Nick Fanuzzi was a four-star recruit out of Texas. Where the hell is he anyway? I remember when Andrew Zow and Tyler Watts spelled Joe Namath and Bart Starr. But who cares right, because A.J. McCarron is really going to be the one, dadgummit!

More like goddammit...I feel sorry for people that actually went to Alabama.
-Steve