Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tide Coaching Staff to Open Up the Offense!




Coaching staff got together to discuss the explosive aerial attack coming the SEC's way. "See, Coach, all we have do is process the process and it will work itself out." Hell, even Coach Saban (second to left) has to laugh at that shit...


Well now I'm just shit defyingly scared. After three years of getting pasted by John Parker Spencer Pennington, the rest of the SEC now has to deal with best quarterback Bama has yet to offer.... Greg McElroy. Ok. What about Star Jackson? Hell I still laugh when one of my Tider buddies tried to tell me that Nick Fanuzzi was a four-star recruit out of Texas. Where the hell is he anyway? I remember when Andrew Zow and Tyler Watts spelled Joe Namath and Bart Starr. But who cares right, because A.J. McCarron is really going to be the one, dadgummit!

More like goddammit...I feel sorry for people that actually went to Alabama.
-Steve

6 comments:

You TOOL said...

Hey that stuff about the Bama coaching
staff is really funny.

So what about your team's coaching
staff? How'd they do tonite against
the 'Cocks?

You losers......4th in the Nation, just pipe dreams.

You TOOL said...

Can one of you'all remind me what Saturday's score was in Oxford?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can just stop watching games now; stick to flossing those chicklet choppers in your mouth.

You TOOL said...

Hey Chicklets

Your teeth aren't getting any cleaner with all the boozing you must be doing to kill the pain of the embarrassment of having gone to Old Miss. Your football team was never deserving of that #4 rating now, was it?

Just pipe dreams for you I guess; but reality for the rest of us. Old Miss really does suck; don't they.

What happened against Auburn today?

Cat got your tongue funny man?

You TOOL said...

Egg Bowl......Egg Bowl

Did ya lose again?

You TOOL says that Ole Miss sucks; prove me wrong.

Tell you friend Erik that she's a loser too.

Hotty Toddy

You TOOL said...

Hey Chicklets.....It's Sat. Dec. 5.

You know the day of the SEC Championship Game in Atlanta; where the fuck is Ole Miss?

You TOOL said...

Chicklets.......

Who the heck is the SEC Champs?

Ole Miss?