Geauxx to Hell

"We don't have a quarterback this year, but as good as we are, we probably don't need one. We sure as hell don't need Ryan Perriloux." - a friend of mine at the beginning of the season

"We don't have a quarterback this year, but if we had one, there is no way Ole Miss beats us. We sure as hell needed Ryan Perriloux." - same friend drunk as hell minutes after the LSU/Ole Miss game.

What did we learn from this game, boys and girls? Well Ole Miss is better than most people expected, myself included. But the biggest craptastic thing to come out of it is that Nick Saban truly left Baton Rouge with all the magic he brought to the Tigers when Bama came to town and beat them. What I'm trying to figure out is Tiger logic. Why is their lone argument all of a sudden that they have no signal caller and that's why they are struggling? Well no shit, Sherlock. Show me a team in the SEC with a silent fart of a QB and I will show you losses. It's no coincidence that John Parker Wilson figured some shit out over the summer and that's why Alabama is having a good year. Same with Ole Miss. We finally, and I mean finally, found a son of a bitch that can receive a snap, drop back and throw the fucking pigskin. Result? More wins!

"Well we beat you six years in a row, I guess we will let you win one every now and then."

Dear Mr. LSU fan,

Your fear's the day Saban came back to SEC town and took the Bahr's Job have come true. Blaming poor QB play on the ass whipping you received is the equivalent of getting into a fight and blaming the pants you pissed for your ass whipping. Get a fucking college football life.

Sincerely,

Mr. Ole Miss fan

P.S.

Coach Corky is well....retarded. And LSU fans are well....retarded.

-Steve