Who The Hell Did Not Vote For Tebow?

Does Spurrier want to go to hell? Hath he no faith?

Oh my god if I have to hear one more time about Timothy not being a unanimous preseason pick for 1st team QB I am going to go door to door and slap Baptists. Chill, the fuck out. It's preseason awards...preseason. And if Superman Tim Tebow is a virgin, I am from city of Gotham and dress up like a bat at night and kick the shit out of guys dressed like clowns.

F.Y.I.- Did you know several people diagnosed with cancer were miraculously cured the day the Weebals defeated the Alligator Shoes? Guess the stories of Tebow's tears are true....

Pro Wrestling Manager of the Month

Folks, if you are gonna run a successful wrestling program then you have to have sterotypes. Now, Slick here managed two guys named Akeem and The Big Boss Man, two guys when not collecting money from Slick's whores would wrestle on the side. Benjamins come first. He dressed nice and business like and his catchphrase was " Turn out the lights, the party's over..." I like Slick. That is why he is our first inductee in the Pro Wrestling Manager of the Month.

-Steve

Stupid Crackheads

So, my girlfriends car was broken into yesterday. Hope those cats enjoy all that makeup and the curling iron that they stole. Im sure that is gonna sell for alot at the pawn shop. Really, get a job. Or actually steal something that is valuable. Good haul guys. Seriously though, if you come back in my yard, Im gonna mess you up.

Love,
Trey

When Crackheads Win

Look at the moves at the end of this video...word on the street is that Lane Kiffin is looking at this guy in his 2010 recruiting class...




--Heath

Them Grizzlies Looking Good Next Year

Let me get this straight... Derrick Rose is gonna continue to make millions in the NBA and John Caliapari will probably win a National Championship at Kentucky while a bunch of kids at Memphis who had nothing to with this shit will have to go on probation? What the Reggie Fucking Bush League kinda shit is that? I have always had a fondness for Tiger hoops but damn this is gonna hurt that program...effin' bad. And Johnny P. just conveniently left this year and Rose was a one and done? NCAA ...gotta love 'em.

SEC FOOTBALL FANS

Good to see that the Starkville Police Department are making the campus a safer place. That's good because MTV was thinking hard and long about making G's to Gents about the Mississippi State football team....

And with the Number 1 selection....

I find it ironic that Chubby goes number one overall the same weekend they are racing in Talladega. It's fairly common knowledge in the south about his spoon trip with Joe Cox a couple of years ago to the Big Race in 'Bama. Wonder if he would rather be there than in New York City? I'm sure they have a few keggers in the Big Apple every now and then. I personally think he will do well in the pros, but if he plays any this season he better get ready to run for his life while taking snaps for the shitard Detroit Lions.

"Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!" - Popke, from Necessary Roughness