How I feel about alabammer

I sure don't hate them, but I do pity them. The entire school has short man's syndrome; constantly feeling the need to artificially inflate every facet of their college, from their academics to the their football MNCs. Their fan base is made up of a large portion of losers whose sense of self-worth rests on what their football team accomplishes, rather than what they accomplish themselves. Hallelujah. Holy shit...where's the tylenol?

Tide Coaching Staff to Open Up the Offense!

Coaching staff got together to discuss the explosive aerial attack coming the SEC's way. "See, Coach, all we have do is process the process and it will work itself out." Hell, even Coach Saban (second to left) has to laugh at that shit...


Well now I'm just shit defyingly scared. After three years of getting pasted by John Parker Spencer Pennington, the rest of the SEC now has to deal with best quarterback Bama has yet to offer.... Greg McElroy. Ok. What about Star Jackson? Hell I still laugh when one of my Tider buddies tried to tell me that Nick Fanuzzi was a four-star recruit out of Texas. Where the hell is he anyway? I remember when Andrew Zow and Tyler Watts spelled Joe Namath and Bart Starr. But who cares right, because A.J. McCarron is really going to be the one, dadgummit!

More like goddammit...I feel sorry for people that actually went to Alabama.
-Steve

Who The Hell Did Not Vote For Tebow?

Does Spurrier want to go to hell? Hath he no faith?

Oh my god if I have to hear one more time about Timothy not being a unanimous preseason pick for 1st team QB I am going to go door to door and slap Baptists. Chill, the fuck out. It's preseason awards...preseason. And if Superman Tim Tebow is a virgin, I am from city of Gotham and dress up like a bat at night and kick the shit out of guys dressed like clowns.

F.Y.I.- Did you know several people diagnosed with cancer were miraculously cured the day the Weebals defeated the Alligator Shoes? Guess the stories of Tebow's tears are true....

Pro Wrestling Manager of the Month

Folks, if you are gonna run a successful wrestling program then you have to have sterotypes. Now, Slick here managed two guys named Akeem and The Big Boss Man, two guys when not collecting money from Slick's whores would wrestle on the side. Benjamins come first. He dressed nice and business like and his catchphrase was " Turn out the lights, the party's over..." I like Slick. That is why he is our first inductee in the Pro Wrestling Manager of the Month.

-Steve

Stupid Crackheads

So, my girlfriends car was broken into yesterday. Hope those cats enjoy all that makeup and the curling iron that they stole. Im sure that is gonna sell for alot at the pawn shop. Really, get a job. Or actually steal something that is valuable. Good haul guys. Seriously though, if you come back in my yard, Im gonna mess you up.

Love,
Trey

When Crackheads Win

Look at the moves at the end of this video...word on the street is that Lane Kiffin is looking at this guy in his 2010 recruiting class...




--Heath

Them Grizzlies Looking Good Next Year

Let me get this straight... Derrick Rose is gonna continue to make millions in the NBA and John Caliapari will probably win a National Championship at Kentucky while a bunch of kids at Memphis who had nothing to with this shit will have to go on probation? What the Reggie Fucking Bush League kinda shit is that? I have always had a fondness for Tiger hoops but damn this is gonna hurt that program...effin' bad. And Johnny P. just conveniently left this year and Rose was a one and done? NCAA ...gotta love 'em.